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[oc] anakin auditions for the jedi council (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/NowhereLad on 2024-09-12 14:52:57.
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Saw this passing through the neighborhood (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/CrunchyKittyLitter on 2024-09-12 10:08:25.
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Watching the VMAs tonight when… (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/bananamoonpies on 2024-09-12 03:10:24.
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A real one (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/skwizna on 2024-09-12 01:23:53.
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He had the whole cruise ship laughing at him (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/DblockDavid on 2024-09-12 00:27:57.
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We all know that you've done it (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/jagina001 on 2024-09-11 20:43:30.
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Pookie got an outfit refresh (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/S_L33T on 2024-09-11 20:35:08.
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Spotted on the way to work - there’s either a dead body in there or a sleeping zombie! (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Mister_Snark on 2024-09-12 07:25:32.
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Overheard on the Flight Deck (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/TheGoldTooth on 2024-09-12 04:43:33.

A friendly aircraft mechanic in Nairobi once lent me copies of the internal newsletter, British Airways Safety Review, which contained a regular feature, “Overheard on the Flight Deck.” In the issue dated Dec. 1981, with original publication attributed to the Cathay Pacific Advisory Bulletin, the following transcript appears.

Clipper One has just landed and is taxiing toward the terminal. Qantas 434 is lining up in preparation for take-off.

CLIPPER ONE: Tower, this is Clipper One. We’d like to report a turtle on the runway just this side of the second taxiway.

TOWER: Roger, Clipper One. Is it stationary or moving?

CLIPPER ONE: Oh, he’s mobile, moving right to left.

TOWER: Can you give me an estimate of when he’ll be clear?

CLIPPER ONE: Oh, he’s pretty close to the edge and doing about point zero two knots.

TOWER: Qantas 434, did you copy?

QANTAS 434: Qantas 434, affirmative.

TOWER: Do you wish to delay take-off for the traffic to clear?

QANTAS 434: No thanks. We’ll go round him.

TOWER: Roger. Qantas 434 is cleared for take-off. Beware wake turbulence departing turtle.

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I can see these two being friends (youtu.be)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Sensitive_Reply_7256 on 2024-09-12 04:15:31.
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Snackin n Rappin (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/bbrk9845 on 2024-09-12 03:39:19.
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Best group cosplay ever (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/GrimoireWeiss69420 on 2024-09-12 03:34:48.
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Different kind of vapes !? (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/bbrk9845 on 2024-09-12 02:49:26.
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Isn't it disappointing they have pencils on the "Things you can't eat with braces" list (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Independent_Log8755 on 2024-09-12 01:11:28.

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Swimming Competition (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/DakotaRay13 on 2024-09-12 01:05:19.
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9/11 Joke (New Yorkers Won't Like) (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Both_Tone on 2024-09-11 22:53:21.
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????? Are they still saltines if the have unsalted tops??? 🤨 (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/International_Run831 on 2024-09-11 22:50:34.
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Pump Fiction (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/mammalplan on 2024-09-11 22:36:20.
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Closed captioned for the hearing impaired? (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/HawkCapable on 2024-09-11 20:59:32.
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Never forget (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/techfinanceguy on 2024-09-11 20:49:19.
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I wonder what the driver's profession is... (imgur.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/PM_ME_ENORMOUS_TITS on 2024-09-11 19:36:23.
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My brother found this at Goodwill. Any thoughts on what it might be? (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/ownleechild on 2024-09-11 18:15:53.
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Reading for Pleasure (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/soyourlife on 2024-09-11 15:17:21.
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Some of my My wheat tried escaping from the mill this morning. (old.reddit.com)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/ReallySickOfArguing on 2024-09-11 12:47:39.
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Art assignments for the new school year proudly displayed at a mall. Oh, the artist knew alright. (i.redd.it)
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/sortaitchy on 2024-09-11 11:47:09.
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