Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/20898743

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
 
 
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In 1809, the Czech invented mathematics. But they kept the secret to themselves, making all other countries dependent on them for calculations.

Which is why all businesses needed to have a Czech person on hand to process payments. Which is why we say "I'd like the Czech please" in Restaurants and "I'd like to Czech out" in hotels to this day.

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The Dark Knight was originally four hours long, but the final cut omitted an 88 minute scene of Bruce Wayne crying in the shower.

Source

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