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Anon has to make a tough financial decision (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

a real 4channer would eat the cat treats in front of the cat

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

a real 4chanerd would assume that this heartwarming story is somewhat less-than-genuine and non-heterosexual.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Embellished and bi?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Libelous and lesbian

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not sus & cis?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Questionable and queer

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nah, a real 4chaner would be happy the cat is happy.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Get beef jerky or something and share

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

WAY too much salt for a cat in that..

[–] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 5 days ago

Would be happy to share the meal too.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 days ago

4chan loves cats, don't mess with anon's kitty.