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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Sir, you've been caught. Would you like to offer aesthetic rhetoric to defend your actions? We need a "Why This Happened" for our consumers.

Hmm. I wanted to feed the animals because of their living conditions... I'm against animal cruelty.

Great! Sounds plausible.