this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

Basically, Anon is a moron.

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bro it's the same smh

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon's case, he's a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird