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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children (youtu.be)

submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children “miserable” and “pathetic”.

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Incorrect

JD Vance does not go to grocery stores, that's a job for "the help"

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

JD Vance specifically orders his help to leave raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

to the deli worker: "You know, some of this and that"

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Whatever makes sense

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I'll take some of those ones with sprinkles."

"Mr. Vance, those are rat turds"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

"Excellent"