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[โ€“] Fuckass@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Company time should be used to shit, piss, walk around mindlessly, and search for a better job.

[โ€“] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago

How's the saying go? They make a thousand, I make buck. Let's steal the catalytic converter from the company truck.

[โ€“] Sused@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I poop

On company time

[โ€“] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

That was a poem from a simpler time

Boss makes a million, I don't make jack

Which is why I steal my stolen wages back