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Anon watches a movie with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably not that weird when you go to someones house to "watch a movie" and end up actually watching a movie. And then the dude doesnt even get the hint when she basically rubs up against him. At that point she probably said fuck it, ill get naked and if that doesnt work i dont know either. And it didnt work

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there's still a lot less subtle ways than skipping straight to that. But, that's my opinion I guess.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

Not just your opinion. Also, nature gave us mouths to communicate. This is always an option.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I’m so happy to have a partner who actually communicates like a normal person lawl