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Airport introduces time limit on hugs (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 1 month ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee -2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Can they actually enforce this. Its a free world fuck em.

[–] LodeMike 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can't, fucking is limited to 2 minutes.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do you do with the other 1:30?

[–] LodeMike 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your mother

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Ah so you spend the remaining 1:00 at the clinic then. Got it.

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