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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

To be fair, it's really hard to tell what you were saying. It took a few re-reads to parse your comment into something that makes sense.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And even that we all lost too many braincells.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

its simple the onion is shit now and they are owned by totally different people now so basing something of the onion does not mean the same thing anymore.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sentences, man. Run-on sentences make people's heads hurt. I eventually got your message, but without reasonable punctuation, most readers just see a jumble of loosely-connected words.

[–] BETYU@moist.catsweat.com -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

maybe im not a grammar Nazi for random comments on the internet. i do not give a fuck about your punctuation i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation. i do not even want to talk about punctuation its stupid. maybe get better.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 1 hour ago

We do if we can't understand any of your comments.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

i have been on the internet long enough to know nobody gives a fuck about punctuation.

people absolutely do, you even used the term "grammar Nazi" and still made that comment 😂. Maybe get better.