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[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know, there's technically nothing stopping them from voting for Putin as Speaker of the House.

[–] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Some mysterious falling out of windows later he could be president

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

What's mysterious about a tragic suicide?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Where the person shot themselves.in the back of their head?

Twice?

With two different guns?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is how I, too, would end my life if I were a dirty dissenter.

[–] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The convenience of it always happening to people who are harsh critics or in the way of putin. Just always to mysterious. That or standards for windows are terrible

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Nothing mysterious about that, I too would suicide if I didn't see the glory that is Putin.

blinks twice

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It would almost be worth it to watch him having to deal with all the MTGs he's put in congress

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Mikael Trotsky Gorbechevs?

seriously tho what is the russian MTG equiv? I bet whatever it is, right now it's squatting on a curb smoking a filterless cig