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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Thank god "shit" is censored (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 141 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (14 children)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[–] SitD@lemy.lol 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

😍 we love you too dude

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

OMG, are y'all dating now?

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 6 points 5 months ago

Wanna join?

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