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Back when we were a real civilization, we didn't try to find matches by looking at someone's photograph, we would have considered that creepy and stupid.
Why are so many people doing an act that is objectively creepy, stupid and most users hate the entire experience? I haven't met a single fucking person who enjoys tinder or online matchmaking in general. None. Not men, not women.
GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE. (edit: and talk to people. I can't believe I have to add this detail, you cannot just literally walk around outdoors and expect something to happen, I'm just saying get off the internet, stop fucking scrolling and reading other people's thoughts, it's not helping you, strike up conversations and learn to get over yourself. You're alone because your head is rammed so far up your own ass you can't breath. DO NOT GO HIT ON RANDOM PEOPLE YOU DUMB FUCKS, SERIOUSLY "GO OUTSIDE" IS A METAPHOR FOR GETTING A REAL LIFE OFF THE INTERNET.)
This is distorting all your perceptions of what "attractive" even means. Last schlub I saw whining about this was just a normal-ass dude like my neighbor who has a wife and kids. All this talk about "attractiveness" makes no consideration for how humans actually feel about each other when they get to know each other.
"But it's not that simple! The rest of the world is changed! You can't just go talk to people! This is a oversimplification of a complex problem! REEEE!"
Bull. Shit. You tried like once or twice and people didn't warm up to you and you felt ashamed. Or some dumb teenager broke your heart. That experience was supposed to teach you to try a different way, not teach you to give up. Shame is useless, it's often a sign of having your head too far up your own ass. There are billions of people on Earth living the way we've lived for literal centuries. If you met some people you don't match with, try several more. Even if you meet a million people, you're still meeting 0.0125% percent of the population. Seriously, make EFFORT.
You are not a victim in this. Shed that automatic reflex to lash out at anyone who makes you feel accountability and you just might make it.
When exactly was that "real civilization"? When people were being arranged into marriages? Or when people would put ads into newspapers to find love? Or when dating shows started on TV? The next step after TV was pretty much Tinder. We have never been above using "creepy and stupid" options.
I don't get the hate dating apps get. It's a tool like every other, it helps you meet people outside of your regular circle. It's not ideal because it's next to impossible to everything you are into a short profile but it's better than the solutions we came up before. The issue is that people don't know how to use Tinder. Most people have no idea what their profile should look like, they put too much importance on any kind of a match and then they try too hard to get anywhere. Tinder match is the real world equivalent of locking your eyes someone on the street or a bar or a cafe or whatever. Just because that happened doesn't mean anything more will happen. You don't run after everyone who looks at you begging them to date you. So why do that on Tinder?
Yes, literally those are our only options here, dark-ages arranged slavery or "The Love Connection" or dating apps everyone (but you!) hate with a passion. That's really spot-on. Perfect, exactly the smart, nuanced responses I'm always delighted to have to interact with.
The "people don't know how to use Tinder" is fine, great, fucking whatever. In the end all you're doing is trying to replicate the way people have been meeting and getting to know each other for eons. If it works for you, FINE GO USE IT. I'm obviously not talking to the minority who enjoy the effort of trying to replicate natural human behavior on a glowing screen.
I'm very obviously talking to the people it doesn't work for or who have the same problems online as they do in real life. The huge fucking difference here is with dating apps, when you're done swiping that's it, you don't learn anything, you don't figure out how to be a better conversation partner, you don't self-reflect in any healthy way and that's how most people use it. It's gestures into the darkness.
I'm sorry. I forgot I'm talking to a big alpha male who can only express themselves in an aggressive tone. My bad. And I'm sure your advice of "Just get over yourself and get out there you fucking pussy" is unbelievably useful to all those people who struggle to date. They definitely couldn't have come up with that on their own. And of course fuck online dating because big stonk alpha no likey thing they no understand.
Buy a Delorean, find doc Brown and flux capacitor yourself back to the 80s where you belong.
I'm sorry I intimidated you with my text on a screen and made you think I'm big and scary because I used harsh language.
And sorry, to those struggling with socializing, there's no shortcut. If you are that bad off, go get therapy, it works wonders. Otherwise, we all struggled at some point before we started learning it's okay to be yourself even if it causes you to intimidate people on the internet.
Reminder: the internet didn't always exist, people got along just fine. People have always struggled with socializing and then forcing themselves to get through their obstacles. The modern internet age disincentivizes you from going out and being a more social person who keeps learning. There are millions of kids out there giving up on life because they embarrassed themselves ONE time with someone, then got all kinds of support from other shut-ins. Many people do this on some level and that's what we should be pushing against, even if it hurts some people's feelings.
You being unnecessarily aggressive does not intimidate me. I simply didn't appreciate the tone because when you act that way all you're showing is that you can't have a civil discussion.
And I agree that there are no shortcuts to socializing. But this "go out there and date" advice isn't going to help anyone. It's like telling someone living their car "just build a house". It does nothing in regards to helping them figure out how to do that.
And I'm not sure what you're even complaining about regarding dating apps. The date isn't happening in the app. In the end they still have to go out there and date, the dating app simply helps them get to that step. The dating app replaces only the "asking someone out" step, not the actual date itself. It takes a small step out of the whole dating process and you're acting like that's the entire problem. At the end of the day it doesn't really matter if you physically asked someone out or if you matched on Tinder and asked them out, because when it comes to the actual date you still have to put yourself out there. Unless the online dating has warped into something completely different within the last 10 years they still need to learn how to have a conversation, how to pick up cues and find the confidence to make a move. The only thing online dating changes is that people don't need to take a rejection straight to their face and get embarrassed into never trying again.
I want to nitpick on this, because I'm told a lot of people use these apps, match, and then never actually ask the other person out. They then are sometimes puzzled why they're not going on dates.
It also helps filter out "oh, she doesn't date men", "wow, he's anti-vax", "he doesn't want kids, ever, and i do" kind of stuff. At least, when the app is working and not fully enshittified. That stuff is valuable.
Sorry for the nitpicks. Good post though, thanks.
I'm not sure if you're implying they're the same person, as in they won't ask anyone out and then wonder why nobody goes out with them? Because that I can't really explain. I guess maybe they're shy or they think the other person should be asking them out, but if you're going to leave it solely to chance then you have to accept that there's a chance you never get asked out. But if someone is thinks they're trying but it just doesn't happen, then that needs a more deeper dive into why it wouldn't happen. From my experience most of the time the people I didn't go out with were people who were closed off, so my most general advice in that case would be to try to be more open. Nobody wants to pry answers out of you. Talk about yourself, or if you don't like talking about yourself be more proactive in getting to know the other person. Be interested in them and let them be interested in you.
That as well. Some people put in their bios clear no-nos and I think that's great.
Yes indeed. There was a guy I was talking to a while ago who said he never got any dates from the apps. I wanted to be helpful, so I asked him to describe his process and what happened.
He said he'd match (good), and then send them a nice personal message (great), they'd chat on the app (good) for a couple weeks (what) and then they'd stop responding.
He never asked them out but he'd keep talking to them, and seemed confused why he wasn't having dates. I'm not exactly sure why- maybe he was waiting for the perfect moment that never came. I think this is somewhat common because I've seen a lot of profiles that say "not looking for a pen pal. Ask me out!"
I told the specific guy I was talking to I recommend asking people out after like one exchange and you've cleared your dealbreakers, and I hope that helped him.
This is good advice. A very common blunder I see is people dead-ending conversations. Like someone will be like "oh my gosh I love your spaceslug T-shirt. Did you ever see them play live?" and they respond with "no [end of message]". Like, what. How is the other person supposed to interpret that?
If it was in person I'd be like "oh ok this person doesn't want to talk" but on an app, after we matched? Why respond at all? Just unmatch if you're not interested, or respond later when you can whole-ass the response.