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Mayo American: "Real ID? Dunno what that is. But just look at me. I'm American as can be." He starts digging in his wallet. "I got a Costco card in here somewheres." The TSA Agent uses his left hand to scratch his earlobe. His supervisor who is on the phone sees the signal. He sighs. Another one.
TSA supervisor: "Mike, gotta go. Costco."
ICE Mike: "Seems you get those every two minutes. Betcha wish you could just El Salvador 'em huh."
TSA supervisor: "Fuck you." And he hangs up to Mike's laughter.