Microblog Memes

Jesus Christ, why do you want to be the victim so bad? Are you getting off on this or something?

I’m literally saying that no one is mad at you for not being perfect, I specifically said that I’m not perfect either, and that the only reason anyone would ever be mad is that you seem to think it’s important to point that this simple thing is hard and this very grammatically correct thing “feels” wrong.

1. Shut the fuck up about grammar. If it feels weird, fine I won’t even really disagree(with conditions), but there is absolutely no grammar based excuse and that entire topic is a dead-end that only seems clever if you don’t have a basic grasp of the language. People on French have new things they try to do and you can’t handle a thing that already works?
2. Saying you’re “playing along” and “agreeing to behave according to your rules” is just downplaying the entire thing and is incredibly invalidating. Stop acting like someone has a gun to your head, you little baby.
3. No one cares about ideological purity, it’s just the fact that you’re being a douche about it.