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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 23 points 2 years ago (7 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Number of people you've slept with.

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