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What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?
Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it's fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.
I’ve never put mine in the fridge in all my decades as an American lol
Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don't require refrigeration.
(It was a joke btw lol)
That's news to me
And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point
refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you're thinking of a freezer.
Europeans don't have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel's minge.
OH MINGEY
I kinda prefer cold tomatoes on my tacos than room temp ones, and I mostly use it for pico de Gallo, which is kept in the fridge anyway, so those I do store in the fridge.
Yeah, and I feel like someone's gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.
If "get egg all over their bananas" wasn't an euphemism before, I'm starting it now.
Once they've reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.
IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋
There's always money in the banana stand