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Lauren Boebert rails about “Biden Crime Family” just before her son is arrested for crime spree (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How old is that woman and why does she look like her face is more plastic than the octogenarian in the other pic?

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

There are a lot better ways of ragging on that vile cunt than appearance shaming.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And if we are going to call one of them out about their looks, let's talk about MTG's Cro-Magnon forehead.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

And her eyeballs that are too close together.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm still convinced that MTG is Dog the Bounty Hunter in drag. I mean, has anyone seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Bear in mind, the vast, vast majority of us don't know who that is