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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Granted. You blink, and when you open your eyes you're in Germany. You're a full German citizen. You own a lovely flat in Munich. Your phone is full of contacts - people and family and friends throughout Germany. You have a German driver's license, you have a job at a German company, and your bank account is filled with Euros.

You speak no German.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You know all those news stories you hear about “Person wakes up and can only speak a language they never knew before”. That’s the cover story for these events.

German man wakes up, can only speak English.

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 7 points 7 months ago

Which is largely fine, as most Germans speak English.

[–] livus@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

I honestly wouldn't mind this.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I 100% thought that twist was going in a different direction. Other than getting fired in fairly short order, this sounds kind of fun and exciting.

[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 2 weeks ago

You later find out you're Jason Bourne.