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[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You know all those news stories you hear about “Person wakes up and can only speak a language they never knew before”. That’s the cover story for these events.

German man wakes up, can only speak English.

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 7 points 7 months ago

Which is largely fine, as most Germans speak English.