this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

This is so fucking stupid.

10/10, would elect my floop.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love the effort put in for a shitpost on the reply of a comment in a small community on a small platform. That's true lemmite right there

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

lemmite

It baffles me how so many people come up with so many different names when "lemming" is right fuckin there.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lemming sounds like a verb. Like I'm lemming all over you.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

You may NOT lemm me good sir

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

The amount of focus and concentration it took for me to not break out laughing on the train is astonishing

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Go out and vote for your floop, people.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I would, but to do so, I must first insert my poo key. And I dunno, these voting requirements are getting more and more ridiculous each year. I have rights under the Twenty-Sixth, dammit!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🇺🇸 ELECT 17 FOR FLOOP! 🇺🇸

It’s time for change

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm voting for the opposition who is running on a campaign of "like, whatever, yo".

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

The important thing is being involved in the process.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Doesn’t fit the sub. More like minor vandalism thing yes?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago

There's only so many communities we can make man.

[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

I always floop the pig tho

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 7 points 4 months ago

Oh, now that other post makes sense

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 6 points 4 months ago

Might just be my favourite comment section of all time.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This slang is getting sillier by the day.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

I think I'll take the stairs.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

But floop is a mad man (help us! save us!)