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[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

tesseract transcription:

Teen Anxt * 1 hour ago

Boy: im going pinis surgery

Girl: ok i love you

Boy love tou t2 bby

Boy wak upo see doc no gf

Boy; where my gf

Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis

Boy: what

W 712 m ™ 10

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the Garfield breast reduction meme

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If this meme was a person, I would fuck it. Only if it consents ofc..

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm less particular

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

About the personhood or the consent?

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago

wholesome

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm most disturbed by the lack of colons on the third, fifth and sixth lines.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Never have colons around pinis. Unless you're into that stuff..

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nut gayez less kisning.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

It’s pronounced “‘Strayn”.

[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i havn stronk

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 months ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 15 points 3 months ago

I cri evritym

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

What indeed.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

h i

        **Bingus**