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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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At least it’s for a limited time only…

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All sushi is limited time.

It’s like… one of its main features.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

I had 30 year aged sushi in Japan. I can't say I recommend it.

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now, for a limited time only: E T E R N A L S U S H I

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Shelf stable sushi... I don't think I'd be brave enough.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] gila@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was gonna get it, except they only had it on california rolls with surimi. Can't stand that smelly processed shit

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I'd still eat it. I like fake crab =)

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is surimi the same thing as imitation crab?

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

It’s limited time because the chef only made one batch before hanging himself.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

So, how was it?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, every flamin hots product is good

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm usually a fan on Flamin' Hot, but the mac and cheese was terrible.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

True story, that's the weird uncle of the flamin hot family

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

After trying flaming hot Cheetos flavoured mac'n'cheese, I'm not coming near anything flamin hot Cheeto related.

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 3 months ago

Probably a wise choice.

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 5 points 3 months ago

I mean I'm not above trying it once

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I bet it's really good. Like a crunchy roll with jalapeno

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about the Philly cheesesteak cake??

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 1 points 3 months ago

I fucking knew it had to be

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

If this is a food crime, then I wanna be a criminal

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Feels like someone you'd get on an episode of Chopped

[–] sleepybisexual@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

I know supermarket sushi is bad, but that's a whole new level of shit

[–] variants@possumpat.io 1 points 3 months ago

Apart from it being supermarket sushi I don't see anything wrong