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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

smh yet another unrealistic body standard for women

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

The prompt was probably like "hot country girl babes THICK BIG BOOBS conjoined?"

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

KRANKEN MUH HAWG GOBBLESS HOSS

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

On the plus side people with a multi-torso fetish are living in an unprecedented golden age of plenty

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

deng-stoned stoner shower thought: everyone is conjoined twins, it's just that most of us are perfectly joined at the middle so we look like one person think-about-it

spoilerwhy did the soyjak grow a 5 'o' clock shadow and eyebrows in the 2nd frame

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

everyone is conjoined twins, it's just that most of us are perfectly joined at the middle so we look like one person

Actually happens to a not insignificant percentage of twins, one of them ends up absorbing the other. This can result in an individual with two sets of genetically different cells (if they were heterozygotic). This is called biological chimerism.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

While it can't occur in humans, some animals can be "twins" split in half right down the middle.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

My lil bro ate his twin in utero. I never thought about the fact that he might have two different genetics in there. Hmm..

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

why did the soyjak grow a 5 'o' clock shadow and eyebrows in the 2nd frame

Over unionised soyjaks means that this one went on a two week holiday before they drew the second frame smh my head

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Where are all the ai Minion memes though? I want to see some conjoined minions with a catty quote that expresses Nana's wish for the school nuns to come back and beat her grandchildren with a ruler for paying too much attention to their damn phones. Why don't they call her if they're on the phone all day long?!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I think minions are already horrifying enough so we don't need ai to fuck them up and have nana bemoan her bratty grandkids not calling her.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I have no thumb and I must “like”

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

New fetish unlocked I guess

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Due to budget optimizations and redundancy cuts, the ai playground will literally be just a constant wash of dopamine while a single image of a boob strobes stimulating your ocular nerve

Alternative title: I have no peen and I must cum

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

youd think the booba would help but my visceral reaction to conjoined twins is still to gag

luckily i never run into any conjoined twins irl but goddamn it sucks my buddy showed me the video of those girls playing basketball and it made me throw up just a reaction i have no control over

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Huh really? That's a strange reaction.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

human bodies doing stuff we're not used to seeing them do is a pretty easy disgust response. it's a whole horror subgenre

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get that. Guess I just don't have that kind of horror response to conjoined twins.

[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend years ago who was freaked out by little people. One day we were outside the library and a little person walked past in a crowd, and she just started crying.

She didn’t have anything against them, and she always was worried she’d make them feel upset, it was just a weird response thing in her brain or something.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Wild. My neighbor growing up was a little person her mom was too and we used to play and hang out all the time so I'm used to it.