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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 158 points 3 months ago (6 children)

"... if he is willing to get off the couch" - Walz said at the speech

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He made a couch joke!! ❤️

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

What’s JD Vance’s least favorite type of couch?

A pull out couch

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

This guy is the fun uncle American deserves.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Vance responded that he was trying to get the couch off but his tongue hurts and he thinks he’s having a carpal tunnel flare up.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

I mentioned in another thread the guy was funny.

Gotta be to be a teacher.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago

JD is a selfish lover confirmed. A real man gets the couch off too

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sudo 9 points 3 months ago

Have a link that isn't to a shit platform owned by a megalomanic fascist?

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 106 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Walz:

And I got to tell you, I can't wait to debate the guy. That is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

😂

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Get out off the couch? Vance has to get out of the couch first.

[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, no, he has to get the couch off first.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Say what you will about JD, but don't call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.

This man knows how to romance a piece of upholstery. This man is a master of the art of couchilingus. This man can fluff a damn cushion, and I respect him for that, I do.

But he's a weird creepy regressive goblin who will happily usher in the end of democracy in America, so there is that.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

He didn't deny the dolphin doinking.

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

don't call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.

bible thumping couch fucker?

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

… or get off ON the couch… 😎

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance after hearing the news:

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

I'm surprised there isn't a deep fake of this. Then again your version is arguably better.

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These two seem really high energy and push hard against their opponents... The democrats needed this!

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Nonono they should have just gone with the geriatric wax statue

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If Vance accepts, I wonder how many couch references Walz would sneak into the debate?

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would live for him to drop them to see how pissed Vance would get.

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 17 points 3 months ago

And he would have to ignore them, else he would compound the Streisand Effect of trying to explain to America how he doesn't actually make love to furniture.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

Sofa king many

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Better get 2 bottles ready

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

I can't wait to see this as well.

[–] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Walz just graduated from stage cooking and he's already serving JD up like a executive chef at a Michelin rated restaurant, can't wait for this

[–] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A friend used to tell me that the modern GOP was the ghost of Nixon haunting everybody.

But here we have the ghost of LBJ, who said "I just want to make the SOB deny it!"

[–] Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

But here we have the ghost of LBJ,

I knew Walz's energy reminded me of somebody, except his is probably even better cause he's hopefully never committed rampant sexual assault in the White House just for the laughs.

[–] twistypencil@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

So that's how you Vice President, for anyone taking notes at home.

[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

I bet Vances gamer tag is c0uc)-(fux0r

or maybe xXxLoveSeatFacexXx

or maybe (0u(hfu(k32

im giving him pw ideas aren't i

[–] MediaBiasFactChecker@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

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