this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Good morning officer, right this way please.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Oh honey you know I go mad for your meals every time I look at them.

[–] disgrunty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Now THIS is something I want to see Gordon react to in an establishment!

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

I wish someone would take my ability to see so I never have to see this again.

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

release the kraken

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

As long as it doesn't move, and i don't have to eat it... respect!

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to know what they used to make the eyes

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe cocktail onions and some sort of seed?

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 3 months ago

Could be black beans