I prefer to hope the person who made this is just a crappy writer who desperately tried to find a way to make us think they were talking to a girl first and couldn't think of another way of describing rejection. (I fear that's not the reason, and that you're right, but I live in hope)

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or perhaps english is not their first language and they really meant "feelings for me".

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

To overthink it properly, I now prefer the theory that it's a parody of the way nice guys write.

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Don't have feelings... for you..."

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Okay that may be what they meant then.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else feel like throwing up?

[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I did but the cat part made me happy again. without that, it's awful

[–] Mysteriarch@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 year ago

On the carpet you mean?

[–] apres_le_gris@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

"female"