The original post: /r/funny by /u/cruiserk on 2024-09-13 03:07:56.
Cellstipation – happens when you sit on the toilet and realize you forgot your cellphone.
Cellsolation – happens when your cell phone dies or you lose it.
Appatitis – happens when when someone insists that you have to download there app and you do not want your 1000th app on your phone.
Fake intelligence – happens when AI is wrong.
Apple cable madness – happens when you pull out 20 different cables to connect your apple but none of them is the right one.
Oopsohshit – happens when your self driving tesla crashes.
Assfluence – happens when the influencer is actually a jackass.
LOLfuck – happens when you download an update that makes your computer crash and then you have to pay the crashers for another one.
Involushit – happens when your computer thinks it knows what you want and starts changing your things without asking.
Involuntary hostage – happens when google records your credit cards and private information without asking permission.
Opposite looker – Is a congressmen who knows it is wrong but they have stock in that company.
Icejust – Is what happens when the court is wrong.
Version fuck – Is when you buy a brand new computer to find that the operating system is old and does not match any of the help pages on google.
Meltdown – happens when you look for a fix on google and none of the explanations is relevant to your system so you realize you just got version fucked.
Noption – happens when you have no choice. For example if you do not want cookies but you must allow if you want to see content. That is a noption.