For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.
With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!
Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.
You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry
Fuck I love curb your enthusiasm
His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick
Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?
Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.
What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum
intestines to drop into the scrotum
I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.
Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.
What are "implication arrows"?
> implying you don't know what an implication arrow is
it's one of these: >
What do they imply?
I know that these stories are often accused of being fake, but I guess I don't understand the context of the response. It seems like the responder is saying "go to the doctor regardless of whether you actually have a problem requiring a doctor." Which I guess could be good advice in some circumstances, but ... Maybe I'm just taking things too literally.
Thanks for the answer!
I think it's that people understand that 99% of green text stories are not real, so the reply is just saying yo if this is real, go to a doc.
Maybe I'm wrong tho
The anon got it wrong. These are ">" or "greater than" symbols, not arrows, although they look like arrowheads. They are used to signal a quote, which makes the text green on 4chan or inside a quote block on other platforms. In 4chan culture, the resulting greentext is not a quote, it has a meaning of its own.
The actual implication arrow, used in mathematical logic for statements like "if A, then B" or "A implies B", is "⇒" or "rightwards double arrow" in Unicode. Using ASCII characters, it can be written as "=>".
>implying this is real
I ... See.
Thank you.
It's just how a quote reply works on 4chan but the meaning has expanded.
Edit: as in, instead of quoting the actual comment I reply to, I summarize it as "implying ____"
Do yer balls hang low?
Do you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling, when you hang em from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.
How many VW Passats is low?
I think it's better to check with a vet. He solved my dogs problem with dangling balls.