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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

By an amazing coincidence it's pretty much the same for people attending work meetings.

Nature is truly incredible.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"This could have been an email." -Mother Nature

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

We need to discuss the color for the interior of the shoebox all staff must be in attendance.

I am in fabric Mother Nature!

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 38 points 6 days ago

These guys use PWM - penguin wakefulness modulation

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

So, like they take really long blinks?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

That's basically what having a newborn is like

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Must be nice!

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So if the average nap is four seconds, the average period of wakefulness is five seconds.

What a life.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 days ago

I'm guessing they still have extended awake times so they can get things done, and rest times where they're just drifting in and out of sleep.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Morning sleepyhead, glad you could join us."

"Goodnight."

x10,000

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

“gm bb” absolutely defensible for chinstrap penguins

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 66 points 1 week ago

Needs a nap every 5 seconds = my spirit animal.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there a way to learn this power?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not quite the same, and it sounds kind of hellish, but check out Polyphasic Sleeping.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A buddy did that. He did bifurcated, polyphasic, martian 25/10, and the naps. He felt lonely and sad, and wasn't sure it wasn't just the lack of human contact.

Ultimately, not worth it when one has to interact with humans.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

You can solve that with online friends in many timezones

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The transition is hellish if you go for the more extreme versions, and you need total control of your schedule because one missed or delayed nap will totally wreck you.

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So penguins would be bad drivers.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No wonder they are flightless

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Waiting for the autopilot update

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, how in the world do they know it's a nap and not just, you know, closing it's eyes? I'd be interested in the science behind the findings because it sounds like horseshit.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I volunteer to be some kind of control group please pay me to nap

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sleeping upright sounds terrible, horizontally gets you better blood flow to the brain. So checks out.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

I had a guy fall asleep while talking and standing. he just ... trailed off. #basictraining

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Parenting in a nutshell