Lol please, please, please use these, Putin. My goodness, the war would be over tomorrow.
Can anyone ever forget hapless Elon breaking that window on stage? That'll never not be funny.
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Giving Elon too much credit there. He asked a professional baseball player friend to throw the pitch. There's no way Elon could throw a pitch fast enough to break the window, probably why he thought it was bulletproof in the first place.
Unless I'm not misinterpreting, it was the chief designer who 'threw' (lightly lobbed) a metal ball at the window when it shattered.
They did later throw a 'baseball' at it that very suspiciously bounced unlike any baseball I've ever seen. Surprise surprise the tennis ball painted like a baseball didn't break it 😅
I'm probably misremembering, I just remembered he didn't actually throw the object
Yeah it was a metal ball that was just barely tossed against the window. From what I heard, the engineers told him not to do that, but he still did. They got a bunch of free publicity out of it, which is probably why he did it.
That cybertruck can be disabled remotely so no reason to use them as technicals
I mean, I feel like that's several steps past the bigger issue, which is "Where the fuck are you going to find a supercharger?"
I'm a big, big fan of electric vehicles, but using one in a warzone is just unbelievably stupid.
I mean you could make the roof solar panels so that while its day time you can charge it tho
Theres a reason this isn't done at the commercial level, and it's that the solar panel would create such a tiny amount of charge that its not even worth it.
And it gets even worse when you consider how little usable roof space the Cybertruck has.
And it can be tracked at all times.
Иует > Eeooet
I legit feel this was part of his design philosophy, to get some sweet sweet government money for a new lav. EU said they were going all electric by whenever the fuck. Man saw an opportunity and thanked it.
As far as I am aware the Cybertruck is too unsafe to be legal anywhere in the EU
Kinda looks like a puma