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[–] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Mr. Bane, uh, sir? Is it time to piss my pants? Cuz it happened."

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If Batman was a Marvel film

[–] Spike@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago

went all Pokemon Bike on his kid

[–] kerplunk@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"please don't show me that at this point in time"

[–] Karmanj@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh that brought a lost memory.That guys buddy's weren't helpful.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My brother was like the opposite of this dude. One of his kids would trip and hurt themselves and be like "I'm OK!" and my brother would come running over and pick them up and make a fuss and say "it's OK to cry". Kid would start bawling away.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 points 2 years ago
[–] duckington@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

That’s actually really sweet, teaches them to not bottle up their emotions.

[–] roofuskit@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What, you never tried it before?

No, I didn't read the manual thoroughly.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

British parent, right? Very upper-class?

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds like something Suchong from Bioshock would say