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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 87 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Not using a condo is how they got in this situation in the first place. Your house is pregnanté, my friend.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My applause is begrudging.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Amanita bucket to hold paul of these upvotes, there's not mushroom left in my pocket.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

PREGANANANT?!?!?!

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 8 months ago

No, definitely Graboid.

[–] nicerdicer@feddit.org 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Possible explanation:

The floor is equipped with floor heating. There are pipes inside the screed of the floor that are connected to the heating system. I assume that the floor has been constructed recently, and that the picture shows the result of the first usage of the floor heating, while the floor was installed too hastily.

What could have happened here is that the screed floor with the floor heating pipes has not been let dry enough before it was covered with floor tiles. When installiing a screed floor there is a lot of moisture from the screed present. It needs to evaporate first. It usually is done by running the floor heating for several weeks without having the floor tiles installed yet. This allows the remaining moisture to evaporate through the screed. The tiles usually are installed when the screed has been dried enough.

When the floor is covered with tiles without letting it dry properly first, the tiles seal the floor and remaining moisture cannot evaporate. When the floor heating is in operation, the trapped water vaporises and can't escape the floor. Due to the pressure that is being created, the floor bursts open violently. Compare it to water that is being heated in a pressure cooker and it can't escape.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hm. My heated floors run at about 30°C on a very cold day. Do you think this could actually happen at that temperature?

(But yes to the drying part. We had the heat pump for the floors and multiple air dryers on full blast during our first winter, concrete floors, skreet and stucco in a house contain several m³ of water and not nearly all of that gets chemically bound)

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[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

very simple explanation. there is something under the floor that is expanding.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Or the whole house is sinking, except for that spot,

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 8 months ago

Downstairs neighbor has a leak in their ceiling.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago

Bugs forgot to take a left turn at Albuquerque.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

They need to do way instain tile becasue these tile cant frith back

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago
[–] lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ancient Indian burial ground

[–] kometes@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn’t you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why? Why?”

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

I just watched that movie for the first time ever last month

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have you gotten a biopsy, that's probably cancer

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 5 points 8 months ago

It's not a tumah.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Dwarves following a nice coal seam

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

do do doo doo doo

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Subterranean lizardmen, of course.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 8 months ago

It's the tree in the living room.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The tube. It goes up and down like that every 10 minutes.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Cat hiding under the mat

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I hope it's a cottage, but I'm okay with a cabin.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How is babby formed?

Alternatively:

"It's not a tumah!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Those are some robust tiles. Also those cabinets are pretty fucking weird.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Harry in the basement

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago
[–] mdurell@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Looks like this is a condon't.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Only white people would stick around to take a photo. My mfing ass would have noped out of there instantly.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

The house def didn't use a condo, not even the back door.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

Your house is expecting: you'll soon have a tiny house.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

If they leave the freezer open for a few years they could have their own indoor bunny hill

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

That’s just because they used flat tiles on a curved floor—should’ve used the curved floor tiles.