I worked at a pizza buffet back in high school. There was a guy who would come in from time to time and eat 6 whole pizzas. He would wait for us to put a fresh pepperoni out then just dump the entire thing on his plate.
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RIP whoever had to clean the bathroom between his trips to the buffet
I usually do it over the course of 3 days
It's even more disturbing if you consider that for some people, this doesn't necessarily apply to oral insertion
My little brother in HS was a bottomless pit. He played sports and went to the gym for extracurricular activities he was downing at LEAST 6000 calories a day. It was a wonder to watch. Kept our fridge empty while he lived with us.
Those are the guys who get fat after high school. They drop the "calories out" thing, still eat like a race horse, wonder what happened.
I sometimes have a normal Pizza, Double Burger, Chili Cheese Nuggets, croquettes and Ben&Jerries.
One word: Mindestbestellwert. (Minimum order value)
Why? It doesn't seem terrifying or amazing to me. Maybe an eyebrow raise.
It's me. I'm some human.
I fucking wish