Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by Syrc@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You’ll always find yourself Bargaining.

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oof. I think we might need to keep tabs on you!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, the other party is bar losing, so I think he has a point.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some parties are bareaking even.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

These are the worst puns I've ever seen, bar none.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

C'mon, where's your spirit(s)?

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Low right now, ive been suffering with an alement

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I used to have a bunch of bar owners as clients.

Most of them are just drunks that took "Find a job doing what you love." way too seriously.