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It's amongus 🀣 they are talking about him playing among us omg i-cant

All kids who play amongus are learning to serial kill lol

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cop release new footage of the assassination, claim Luigi was faking tasks

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Turns out it's not even Luigi and this IS the real AmongusTM(2018) holy shit 😳

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Can't believe we're doing the "vidya games make you violent" shit again, feels like 2006

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

They need to distance him and his motives from Trump/Elon etc and all they have to do it is silly video game nonsense

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

She is light itself

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

It's been 2004 again all year, next up, 2005!

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Least out-of-touch bourgeois media

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

They saw pokemon on his facebook and their eyes lit up lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I bet he played Mortal Kombat with the blood code on too the bastard.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

The cops caught him trying to organise a D&D campaign. Many cases of satanism.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Surely if you've played Among us and learned anything from it it would be to not be sus, like not fake ID-ing yourself at Altoona Macdonalds with the murder gun on you.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Absolute fail lmao whhhhyyyyyy do thaaaatttt

Almost makes me believe the conspiracy that it's not actually him cos nobody is that stupid surely?

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He followed RFK right? I had a thought maybe he saw the public response and hoped Trump might parden him because he is trying to help fix the healthcare industry like RFK has been talking about. It's in the realm of possibility that he is framed by police so they don't look totally incompetent, it's odd that he would be careful up to that point and be anywhere in public with what he had unless he was trying to get caught, hoping for fame or something.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Oh did he? Well there's where the brainworms came from

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Trump can’t pardon a state crime. I mean, until the Supreme Court says he can, but it’s deffo not gonna happen over this guy

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Ah true I wasn't thinking very deeply about it, just thinking of any possible motive to get caught, maybe he really just wanted to get his supposed manifesto out while the story was still fresh?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

he also played a video game called KILLER INSTINCT where the object of the "game" was to repeatedly hit your opponent without them being able to stop you. these were called COMBOS which is also a type of snack or "treat" the killer enjoyed frequently.

one could say he refined his instincts to those of a killer and had a taste for brutality.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Lmao they see him playing tekkan and beating king "perp showed a pleasure in brutalising animals"

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

He got that killer groove in him.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let me guess, he played doom also?

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And a big marylin manson fan

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eyewitnesses describe the suspect as wearing a β€œKMFDM” shirt

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

He was a nice boy, just troubled. Nobody saw it coming.

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is about as embarrassing as falling for bofa in 2024 and it’s even more embarrassing that a journalist would fall for it

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagining an episode of a 00s crime show where a teenager plays a game called VIDEO GAME KILLER (chiller font) and kills someone. It’s horrible 3d cg and for some reason is played with an snes game pad and has beep boop arcade sfx

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Narrated by sheriff John Bunnell.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is why I can't stand the left.

If the game was League of Legends or Mario Party it would be perfectly permissible evidence.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Lmao they playing favourites again!!!!!! Mxmwmxmwxmskcksmxks pronouns

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The beets are invading! The beets are invading! In Killer, it's up to you to kill all of the killer beets that pop up on screen. Be careful as they appear randomly, and leave just as quickly. Use the mouse to click away evil, and save the world. As well as get a high score. But don't be too slow in clicking them away, or it's game over.

(Source.)

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Omg was this a game on old windows? catgirl-happy