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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 20 points 6 hours ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] Guacamole@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 8 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 hours ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Infinite dew exploit.