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Thinking of visting a bank for a quick tour... πŸ€”

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[–] python@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ooh good point, let's convince sovcits that that is an actual legal loophole now

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Now this is praxis

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd be super careful about invoking that, you might get your citizenship yanked... See Trump's executive order on birthright citizenship:

Protecting The Meaning And Value Of American Citizenship

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-the-meaning-and-value-of-american-citizenship/

Under his new definition:

β€œAll persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

If you aren't "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" then you're not a citizen.

Oh, man, all those Sovereign Citizens are going to be PISSED!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

no, you'll be considered as random.byte() which will assign you a random one every time you'll need to use it.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

No, they will allocate you one depending how they feel.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

You won't have to pay taxes any more.