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A fun fact I just picked up from this excellent video: https://youtu.be/OdW9X0oiKDw

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gonna use this one on a waitress friend so she'll groan and rub her eyes

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

especially after influenza

They deny us our medicine (cocaine wine) to sell us their poison (bed rest)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Change.org petition to bring back the cocaine pope wine

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I thought there was a real one now i'm disappointed.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

insufflator consecrator

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

yiff pontiff vs. sniff pontiff

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

His Holiness looks hella lit.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Another pope had coffee baptised so it wouldn't be sinful to drink. (or at least I've heard that story I never bothered checking out its authenticity.)

Which means we can assume they're mostly doing uppers in the Vatican

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, holy water does not dilute, so by this point about every accessible water on Earth is holy water, and every liquid that contains it too.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly they got around that issue. It's only holy water as long as it remains fully water, and it's only holy if its not in a natural vessel. So you can't pour holy water in the ocean and kill off the entire vampire population. Which means most of the water has been unholied. However. What about ice cubes? Can I holy up my drink a little? (Also can I shoot holy ice cubes at demons?)

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

what we need is a church-military complex of priests and engineers. if every body of water is either a canal or a dam then it is no longer within a natural vessel. and with enough priests we can continuously bless them all. vampirism shall then be banished unto the bottom of the seas

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

When coffee arrived in Europe in the 16th century, clergymen pressed for it to be banned and labeled Satanic. But Pope Clement VIII took a taste, declared it delicious, and even quipped that it should be baptized. On the strength of this papal blessing, coffeehouses rapidly sprang up throughout Europe.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/past-coffee-has-been-called-devil-accused-making-men-impotent-and-rejected-being-inferior-beer-180953309/

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Just got brain tonic

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

why ruin cocaine by putting it in wine?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: