Pictured Oliver the chimp - a suspect 'humanzee' who it later emerged was 100 per cent primate
I have some news for The Sun
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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A POWER-hungry scientist and an evil dictator bidding to create a super-soldier using humans and apes sounds like the stuff of science fiction.
When his project failed, Ivanov was arrested in 1930. He became one of millions rounded up by paranoid Stalin and died in a labour camp in 1932.
Can't even create human-ape hybrids without the commissar coming after you, that's just life under totalitarian communism 
Oswell Spencer ordered renowned scientist William Birkin to create an invincible breed of zombie soldiers, secret documents released in the 1990s showed. Archive papers say the Umbrella chief demanded these mutant warriors be "resilient and resistant to hunger". He said they should be of "immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain". Spencer also wanted them to work on railway construction.
Now it's more believable.
And somehow sexier?
evil stalin ordered his scientists to create the armored bear from command & conquer
Most people don't know this really happened
run closer misha, I want to hit them with my sword!
There was a conspiracy circling long back about how the Roswell UFO crash thing was USSR creating demihumans with DNA of pigs and what not to scare Amerikkka into thinking 
was out to get them and then there were others who said that they did this because their Alien technology required bioengineered short demihumans to fly them.
An extended family member always likes to tell me about massive mutant dogs they are breeding in China, to attack us with someday I guess?
Stalin wanted to create an army of superhuman railroad construction workers and this is somehow a bad thing?
Raidou Kuzunoha vs The Humanzee Army
god forbid a dude has hobbies