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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

He's got the Eli Valley texture pack. visible-disgust

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's some wet fried chicken

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

That's MR. WET FRIED CHICKEN PRESIDENT - buster.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My man has serious gum recession

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Never met an octogenarian that doesn't

what gum? it's a latex mask fitted over a bare skull

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he's never going to die is he

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

unless another luigi comes around, he is dying very old in the fanciest hospital bed you have ever seen, comfortably sedated by the best drugs.

you know, like other assorted ghouls like kissinger and thatcher.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

HitlerPig has almost reached his final form.

[–] ByteFoolish@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Somewhere there's a portrait of him that looks less like Eli Valley drew it every day

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He confirmed the other day he doesn't suntan so either it's fake or they're putting him under a heat lamp and forgetting about him.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's confirmed he uses spray? But I'm not sure

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Fire his makeup artist.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago