Programmer Humor

I would take literally anything above Service Now.

Ah man, my boss wants to get our department Meta glasses for taking pictures of parts we make, we literally get a bonus on our pay cheques for us having our phones on us an be reachable.

I don't care what M$ says, Azure DevOps is being left for dead. As someone who worked on the System Center space for years, I know the signs of a product they want to kill but can't. I'm convinced the only reason it is still around is because some internal teams haven't moved to GitHub yet.

Confluence, the place where you do a bunch of documentation and then later forget you wrote it or can't find it anymore and have to rewrite it all in a separate Confluence folder only to repeat it all later?

My team at work has several different team docs folders ranging from severely outdated to new but soon to be outdated

God, confluence is so fukcing dogshit.

I wish it wasn't. Ideally having a central knowledge base for your project with all sorts of features sounds amazing.

Then you get confluence, where loading a si gle page somehow takes 7 seconds, and your documentation is split among dozens of pages each if which take equally as long or longer to load.

Folders take like 3-4 seconds to unfold and reveal what documents are inside.

It's such a piece of shit

I dont get confluence. It just looks like a group of github readmes

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

Teams now has a multi-account feature, whoch really changes things

Goose farming

GitHub tickets are fine.

Jira is complicated because PMs want it to do everything. It can, but there's no good reason for it.