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So, is this Ryanair doing a self-own?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 20 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

At the risk of taking a shitpost seriously, how does Ryanair split up couples?

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

Husband and I are never seated together even though booked together because humanity is a paid upgrade. Granted, the flight may be $9 or cheaper than a movie. Anyhoo. I can turn that into an opportunity to get to know another in-flight husband or two.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 10 hours ago

Ypu have to pay extra to choose your seats, so you usually fly sit with randoms.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 26 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm gonna try and guess. Disclaimer: I haven't flown Ryanair, I just know they are bottom barrel budget airline and everyone hates them.

  • No seat reservations so you get what's available when you board, and you may end up not sitting next to each other.
  • They're so bad that couples fight and split up during travel because of how horrible the experience is.
[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It’s extra to reserve your seat and they purposely assign the seats at random otherwise so you’re incentivised to pay for the reservation.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 16 points 12 hours ago

In guessing it's an allusion on the former only.

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 5 points 12 hours ago

I traveled with my wife from Paris/Beauvais to Treviso in one of those Ryanair cheap flights and, yeah they're pretty shitty but we got to sit together and didn't have any issues.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 11 hours ago

What’s with random borders on screenshots lately?