Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

Professional Help

A woman hurried to a pharmacy to pick up the medication. When she got back to the car, she found her keys locked inside.

As she was frantically looking around she saw an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She looked at it and said, "Thank you God! But I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.

Within a few minutes an old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said, "Yes, my husband is sick and needs this medication. I forgot my keys in the car, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.

She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man."

The man heard her littler prayer and replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional!"

Originally posted to Reddit by shiviam