Asklemmy

Epitome

Scythe

Jewelry

Iron

Cologne

Receipt

CHARCUTERIE, what a fucking stupid word

Realtor. My wife still says "Real-uh-ter"

Zealot (think "Zellers 🍁") I'm tired of people pronouncing my username as "Zee-Lot"

-I know there's more that piss me off, I'll be back

I'd spell cache as cache so Australians know it's pronounced like "cash" not like "kaysch".

Choir .. how would you spell it? Quier?

apparently » apparantly

and all other "parent" words, like transparent and so on

Salmon as Samon

Rendezvous. Get the fuck outta here, you look like rendezzvuss.

I also think Colonel needs to be changed

I am deffinetly picking this one.

Subtle

Quinoa

Tough though thought....and knife know etc

Psoriasis. Eczema. Emphysema.

I'd change "I" to "pxmipexokal" just to screw over everyone's typing speed.

Restaurant.

Can't spell it without spell check