Blumpkinhead

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

English may not be their first language. It's okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

People do this all the time, and it's super annoying. I'd love for someone to explain why they downvote an honest question.

What are quoted strings?

If you're going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

'Tis but a scratch!

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That's cool. More boob for me then.

"Like it is now...only shorter."

"Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto."

I think the guys that dug the trenches have all melted by now.

Yeah, the IDF.