Chaser

As someone from Texas, thank you for Texasing it down for us

I don't think that's accurate

Archival footage of Aaron Hernandez

That's happened since this conversation took place. The body has also now been turned over to his mother

I used to rent Blast Corps all the time from Blockbuster! I remember it being fun but everything's fun when you're 8

They could return his body to his family for one. I'm just saying it would behoove Russia to be able to move this guy around free from scrutiny and claiming that he had died would be a way to do that. I'm not saying the he's alive but I also haven't seen evidence that he died apart from their assertions that he did

Do we even have proof that he's actually dead?

Not trying to split hairs here, but the shooter was the only fatality

I mean if they've got a decent pear, why not?

Damn. If I had to do it all again, I'd be a Japanese guy with hair dye

Damn he looks amazing for being 60

I'm pretty sure it's "spider face" /s