LittleBrownBird

joined 23 hours ago
[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 minutes ago

I dared to slander both Linux and Star Trek in one fell swoop on Lemmy. I fear for my life.

 

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 5 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Look at the state of the USA and who they voted for. This is fair.

 

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[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 5 points 47 minutes ago (2 children)

Hold on I just signed up here. What's wrong with lemmy.zip other than it's not the table you're sitting at?

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 2 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

"My personal anecdote means I'll post misogynistic bullshit online."

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 5 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

It's almost like nobody will ever need to vote ever again.

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

Kids will get this instead of free school lunches.

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

The best part about this comment is the American using the wrong form of "their." Icing on the cake.

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 hour ago (5 children)

Americans think the rest of the world envies them instead of laughing at them.

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

"but muh marketplace!" "but muh highschool friends I haven't seen in a decade+!" "but muh extended family I haven't spoken to since I was 8!"

Addicts won't quit Meta. I've even seen posts on Lemmy with people defending Facebook. It's gross.

[–] LittleBrownBird@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Man, everyone is lining up to get on their knees. Amazing to me how Republicans, the parallel to Ned Flanders or that kid that wasn't even allowed to watch the Simpsons at sleepovers, are considered the alpha tough guy party.

Americans are a "special" bunch.

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