SplashJackson

joined 10 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Don't have to pay taxes anymore either!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 hours ago

I knew a Helene and she was just as wet and wild

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the rest of us get what that guy deserves too!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

He must have some friends among the moleman land developers

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah I think it was called Operation Paperclip Garden or something like that, Axis scientists got snatched up by the Yanks and Reds and got to continue sciencing, I think one of them uploaded his brain into a couple hundred kilometers of storage tape

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've heard of a gay fish guy, but not a gay frogs guy! What's next, gay flamingos?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

This guy sounds like a real shitpump.

Let me tell you though, the only way I personally would violate a spirit is by having sex with a ghost

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Who is this guy again? What did he do?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

I like to go back in time and see how grainy things used to be in 2007

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

My penis, however, has not.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

What are the steps?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

That's the one, sorry, I forgot the word

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