Also there’s probably like a dozen label execs waiting in the wings to pay his bail as soon as they can
I think this is the mythical Moderate Republican the Dems keep making concessions to or smth idfk
waitwaitwait are yall talking abt the phantom bug feeling i have or the microheadaches (which i dont have) i read abt when i looked brain zaps up
no bfdis tn because lancer sesh :( ~~(actually if we wrap up before 7:30 est i might be able to squeeze one in)~~
Omg the volcel police did whataboutism when asked why they had a direct encrypted phone line to Amber chapotraphouse
Regrettably from this msnbc vid, some comments are a bit lib or gen xish but it’s worth it for the gold like this:
no child of mine will ever live in a society that normalizes the return of zeppelins
FUCK DO YOU MEAN MONTHS
His Country was decimated, his three evil Nuclear Sites were OBLITERATED, and I knew EXACTLY where he was sheltered
He’s such a gifted storyteller :)
hexbear mid-2010s troubled youtube creator collective where everyone lives in the cockpit when
[insert Skibidi Pomni Ohio Gyatt Rizz joke here]
Basically they’ll only certify a candidate if they’re officially nominated by August 7 and the DNC only starts on the 19th lol
RFK’s gonna get second place in a state let’s gooo 
Imagining their police handing this out at SeaTac like that mid-70s NYC Fear City pamphlet so that they can convince the mayor to buy them newer M4s somehow
not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped
My snout descends 
They grow up so fast 
Nothing else has its anniversary today. Just this. Ignore the haters (you know the ones).
What’s with the soft white underbelly thumbnail filter lmao
Abdullah has had some uhhh interesting takes
I think a part of it is bc our culture was founded on being Merry Tricksters who spam pics of a pig whose shit landed on his balls when someone has a bad take that doesn’t deserve the dignity of an actual response, while the rest of lemmy is comprised of hardcore Reddit fundamentalists who expect everyone to take everything seriously at all times (unless they’re sharing a meme from like 9 yrs ago)